VIDEO: Here's That Miley Cyrus Rant About Her Exes + Sitting on the D

Over the weekend Miley Cyrus was in London slamming her ex Liam Hemsworth on stage (although she claims it wasn't about him) and ranting about plans to sit on penises and have the most watched Vevo video of all time.

Thankfully for you (and us), we've found a video from the event of Cyrus spouting her witticisms.

As the songstress ranted to the audience, "I wrote this song after somebody broke my heart, and I just wanted to say f–k you.'"

"Every time you get in your car, you’re going to hear my f–king song on the f–king radio, you piece of sh–. That’s right. And then I’m gonna take all my clothes off, I’m gonna sit on a big, giant dick -- sometimes two -- I’m gonna swing around, and then I’m gonna hold the record for the most-watched music video on Vevo."

She continued, "You know, you can tell a lot about a person — I think you can tell how big their dick is by how much confidence they have usually, and if I was a dude I’d probably have a really big dick, 'cause I feel really good about myself now. So I’m gonna tell those motherf–kers that broke my heart, particularly one, to suck my fat dick and to enjoy hearing this song for the rest of your life.

"This song is called 'Wrecking Ball.'"

After the rant, Cyrus took to Twitter to say that despite what everyone thought, nothing she said was about Liam Hemsworth. Riiiight.

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