Lindsay Lohan is Writing a Trilogy Which is Also a Memoir

28-year-old Lindsay Lohan is writing a memoir. Which according to La Lohan is also inexplicably a trilogy.

Just like Harry Potter. Yes, sadly that is a direct quote.

As LiLo explained to the Daily Mail of her reasoning for the multiple book format:
I would never write to violate someone else or objectify them, that's not my intention. I like to write because it's like therapy for me. I want to put a lot of photos and cool stuff, it will probably be like a trilogy, like Harry Potter because there's so many.
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Apparently Miss Lohan was inspired to take up the pen by journals from her childhood and maybe some females in India. Who were "subjected" to DUIs.
I worked with a lot of girls in India that have gone through a lot of stuff, and a lot of kids who have gone through family issues or who get subjected to DUI or anything like that and then the pressure of just being better.
I feel like my book will be more about that than anything else because there's the excitement of the life that I have lived but I've seen a lot and if I can help anyone that might feel like its ok to screw up, it's OK to feel lonely, or ugly or to feel overweight or underweight. I've experienced all that, so if I could help a boy or a girl – I've been bullied in school from doing movies and going back to regular school. If I could help other kids with that… that's why I am doing the book.
Which to be fair is a reasoning we can sort of get behind. As long as that's why Lindsay is actually doing this.

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