Lindsay Lohan Will Perform on Stage in London Because What Could Go Wrong?

Lindsay Lohan is set to become a thespian in the West End in London, making her on stage debut this September in a play about Hollywood craziness.

Sounds about right.

LiLo will star in Speed-the-Plow, a satirical drama about "the hysteria of Hollywood."

Credit: OWN

The show itself is about two producers trying to close a deal, with La Lohan taking on a "relatively small but complex role."

Fun fact: the role was originated by Madonna in 1988 in New York.

Based on her antics in the OWN documentary Lindsay, we can't imagine this will end well for anyone involved. Especially the theatre goers.

Unless of course they're going to see the hot mess that is Lindsay Lohan. Then it'll probably work out beautifully.

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