Ellen Page Has Nightmares About Pubic Hair + Justin Bieber - VIDEO

The always adorable Ellen Page has some interesting nightmares about super embarrassing pubic hair and eating IKEA delicacies with Justin Bieber in Canada.

You know, the usual recurring dreams that plague people.

As she explained it to host Conan O'Brien, she often writes down memorable dreams and analyzes them, and we wouldn't expect anything less from the Inception actress.

Basically, what we learned is that Ellen Page is super anxious about her pubic hair (we're talking boob level reaching amounts of pubic hair) and wants to dine on Swedish meatballs with Justin Bieber in their homeland of Canada.

Or something.

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