Zayn Malik and Harry Styles hooking up with some fans (Cristobel Riley) - Audio

Here's an audio of Zayn Malik arranging a hook up for himself and Harry Styles with some fans on the phone.

Wow, these girls recorded them? I think I'm going to give 1D my number during a meet and greet and see what happens! :)

Note: Crystabel Riley was One Direction's "groomer" during the tour. So it was a sneaky plan of Zayn and Harry to bring these girls in using her name. Score!

Listen to the MP3:

Transcript:

Zayn: Hello?
Girls: Hello?
Zayn: Yeah, just a quick... You know when you come in the hotel, yeah?
Girls: Yeah.
Zayn: Uhm, just walk straight in, stop, don't get involved with the people outside 'cause there are fans outside. You don't want to look like a fan. You walk straight in...
Girls: We don't want to get you in trouble...
Zayn: No, listen... Walk straight in.
Girls: Is there going to be like, security outside? Are they gonna let us in?
Zayn: No! Just listen to what I'm sayin'! Listen to what I'm sayin'.
Girls: Okay, go.
Zayn: There's fans outside, yeah.
Girls: Ok.
Zayn: 'Cause you don't want to look like a fan, yeah, so you'll just walk straight in and get in the lift (elevator). If they ask you who you are, say your name's Cristobel Riley (sic?).
Girls: Cristobel Riley?
Zayn: Yeah, that's your name.
Girls: Okay.
Zayn: Okay?
Girls: Okay. So where do I go and say my name's Cristobel Riley?
Zayn: No, you don't go anywhere. If they ask you who you are, then you say that...
Girls: Oh!
Zayn: Don't go anywhere, just get straight in the lift (elevator) and come up. Listen, how far away are you?
Girls: Twenty minutes.
Zayn: How?
Girls: I'm going fast, I don't know what you want me to do. Just wait.
Zayn: How far away are you?
Girls: Twenty minutes.
Zayn: Twenty minutes?
Girls: It's raining and I can't see.
Zayn: Oh, well Harry's saying you have to be quicker than that.
Girls: Alright... Tell Harry that we're coming.
Zayn: Ah, fifteen? Fifteen minutes is good.
Girls: Tell Harry he needs to wait.
Zayn: Harry, uh, if he wants booty, he has to wait.
Girls: Tell him to calm down, he'll get it
Zayn: Alright, just be as quick as you can, yeah.
Girls: Okay, we are.
Zayn: Listen, and you're coming to the 17th floor.
Girls: Okay.
Zayn: Alright, bye.
Girls: Bye.