Woman Declares She's a 56-Year-Old Virgin, Off By One Night

'A woman wanted to impress upon the agency that you can teach kids to get sexy without taking their clothes off, a proposition for which the fact that she had gone all her 56 years without "technically" having sex somehow serves as evidence. But before she could testify about all her gratifying fully clothed sexual experiences, the agency's members informed her that they were taking testimony on alcohol awareness -- the sex ed stuff, when her virginal status would have been relevant, had all happened the day before.'

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