What's On TV Tonight? - Listings for 03/09/2014

There is literally TOO MUCH on TV tonight for any one person to watch! So what's all on TV tonight? Here are the listings for 03/09/2014:

Credit: HBO

7:00 PM ET

Once Upon A Time ("Wicked Is Coming") - A look at the series so far; interview with the cast and executive producers Eddy Kitsis and Adam Horowitz. (ABC)

Bob's Burgers ("The Frond Files") - Bob and Linda learn that their kids' essays about their fantasy versions of the school are considered offensive and too creative. (FOX)

60 Minutes - Ukrainian demonstrators and the ousting of President Viktor Yanukovych; private companies that collect, analyze and sell Americans' personal information; a $1.3 billion ALMA radio telescope allows scientists to see new areas of the universe. (CBS)

Dateline NBC ("Twist of Fate; Danger on Diamond Mountain") - When the rigging above a concert stage at the Indiana State Fair collapses into the crowd, citizens and first responders risk themselves to save others; the story of a Stanford graduate and his wife, a Buddhist group leader. (NBC)

7:30 PM ET

The Simpsons ("Diggs") - A recent transfer student named Diggs (Daniel Radcliffe) rescues Bart from a confrontation with bullies. (FOX)

8:00 PM ET

The Amazing Race ("Welcome to the Jungle") - The teams face rapids in the Malaysian jungle on homemade rafts; a team fights to stay in the running after taxi trouble. (CBS)

Once Upon A Time ("New York City Serenade") - Hook goes to New York to help Emma regain her memories so she can help her fairy-tale friends and family. (ABC)

The Simpsons ("The Man Who Grew Too Much") - During a research trip, Lisa learns that Sideshow Bob is the chief scientist at a big chemical engineering company; Marge tries to teach a teen church group about healthy sexual practices. (FOX)

The Real Housewives of Atlanta ("He Said, She Said") - Kenya organizes a trip to Mexico for the ladies and their partners, but NeNe and Phaedra aren't thrilled with the idea; Kenya learns the truth about the Bailey Bowl drama; Cynthia gets caught in the middle. (Bravo)

Food Court Wars ("Brunchaholics Vs. Modern Southern Table") - Sisters Gabbie and Audriana compete against best friends Sadaya and Maiya for a food court location in their hometown of Zanesville, Ohio. (Food Network)

8:30 PM ET

Family Guy ("Mom's the Word") - After Peter's mother dies, he befriends her longtime pal, Evelyn (Lauren Bacall); Stewie is upset when he comprehends the reality of death. (FOX)

9:00 PM ET

NICK'S PICK: True Detective [SEASON FINALE] ("Form and Void") - Hart and Cohle get a new lead in their 17-year-old case. (HBO)

Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey [SERIES PREMIERE] ("Standing Up in the Milky Way") - Giordano Bruno's spiritual epiphany about the universe; a compressed version of the cosmic calendar. (FOX)

The Good Wife ("Parallel Construction, Bitches") - Lemond Bishop is arrested on a drug-related charge, possibly due to a leak within Alicia's firm; an agent from the office of public integrity contacts Marilyn. (CBS)

The Walking Dead ("Alone") - One group finds a shelter; a group has a realization about protection. (AMC)

Keeping Up With the Kardashians ("The Courage to Change") - Khloé must make a choice about her relationship with Lamar; Kourtney takes Scott on a getaway; Rob receives news about his health. (E!)

Shameless ("Hope Springs Paternal") - To prepare for a visit from her probation officer, Fiona must remove all paraphernalia from the house; Ian is kicked out of Mickey's house. (Showtime)

Resurrection [SERIES PREMIERE] ("The Returned") - When deceased loved ones begin to reappear, the people in Arcadia change forever. (ABC)

Blood, Sweat & Heels ("Giving Some and Getting Some") - Demetria hosts an event, but Daisy crashes the party; Melyssa panics about a surprise meeting with her boss; Geneva turns to an old flame; Mica makes a shocking revelation. (Bravo)

Chopped ("Chopped Tournament of Stars: Sports Stars!") - Athletes, Brandi Chastain, Jackie Joyner-Kersee, Greg Louganis and Charles Oakley compete; the first basket contains alligator; cooking with strange eggs and tiny limes; dessert features crystallized ginger and wafer cookies. (Food Network)

Oprah Prime [SEASON PREMIERE] ("Russell Brand & Heroin Addiction") - Russell Brand's experience as a recovering addict. (OWN)

Long Island Medium [SEASON PREMIERE] ("On the Road: San Francisco") - In San Francisco, Calif.; helping a woman who survived an accident that claimed her best friend; cable cars and wine country. (TLC)

10:00 PM ET

Lindsay [SERIES PREMIERE] - Lindsay Lohan moves to New York to work on her sobriety and career after her sixth time in rehab. (OWN)

Revenge ("Payback") - Emily's mysterious blackouts put everything and everyone she loves at risk; Victoria is confronted by two ghosts from the past. (ABC)

The Mentalist ("Black Helicopters") - When a U.S. attorney is found dead in Mexico, despite no record of her crossing the border, Jane's investigation leads to him joining a separatist commune. (CBS)

Girls ("Role-Play") - Hannah worries about her relationship with Adam; Marnie starts working at an art gallery; Shoshanna surprises Jessa. (HBO)

House of Lies ("Brinkmanship") - Marty and the team execute the plan to seize Marissa's company from her siblings; Jeannie urges Marty to forgive Clyde; Doug and Sarah's relationship is tested. (Showtime)

Online Dating Rituals of the American Male [SERIES PREMIERE] ("Marcus & Alex") - A 27-year-old Texan searches for a hot fling, and finds someone special; a divorcee tries to mend his broken heart, but he's afraid of being hurt again. (Bravo)

RichKids of Beverly Hills ("BHgoesNYC") - Dorothy moves into her posh new pad; Morgan brings the girls to New York City for her first major writing assignment. (E!)

Cutthroat Kitchen ("Pressed or Steamed") - One chef loses everything but a roll of tin foil and heat; one chef has to make a quiche out of the food bits; a clothes steamer and iron are the only sources of heat for a chef cooking mussels. (Food Network)

My Five Wives [SERIES PREMIERE] ("Stuck in the Middle With You... and You... and You...") - Discussing leaving the community puts the family at odds, Brady's suggestion to strengthen communication backfires. (TLC)

10:30 PM ET

Looking [SEASON FINALE] ("Looking Glass") - Patrick hopes to mend fences; Frank reveals his feelings to Agustin; Patrick and Agustin attend Dom's restaurant opening; Dom is surprised by Lynn's guest. (HBO)

Episodes ("Episode 8") - As the filming on ``Pucks'' closes, the gang looks to the future. (Showtime)

11:00 PM ET

Comic Book Men ("The Esposito Collection") - The Stash helps auction off the work of Mike Esposito; Walt buys a paper doll. (AMC)