What's On TV Tonight? - 9/5/2013
Credit: USA Network
7:30 PM ET
Football Night in America: Kick-Off 2013 - With Bob Costas, Dan Patrick, Tony Dungy and Rodney Harrison. (NBC)
8:00 PM ET
Wipeout ("Blind Date: Even Blinder") - Couples on blind dates tackle obstacles that include Love Birds, Ant Farm and Spinning Sweeper arms; contestants can win $5,000 during a special, no-elimination round. (ABC)
8:30 PM ET
NFL Football ("Baltimore Ravens at Denver Broncos") - Joe Flacco and the Super Bowl champion Ravens begin their title defense when they visit Peyton Manning and the Broncos. From Sports Authority Field at Mile High in Denver. (NBC)
9:00 PM ET
Big Brother - The houseguests vote to evict a fellow cast member; the contestants compete for the role of head of household. (CBS)
Burn Notice ("Sea Change") - Michael must expose his identity to James and Sonya; Fiona, Sam and Jesse form a plan to retrieve Michael. (USA Network)
Project Runway ("Having a Field Day") - The designers compete in field day events for extra work time; the designers must create high-end performance wear for Heidi Klum's New Balance line. (Lifetime)
Farm Kings ("King Calendar") - Freedom Farms calendar photo shoot. (GAC)
Four Weddings: Unveiled ("...and a Mardi Gras Indian") - Mardi Gras Indians perform at a New Orleans-style wedding; king cakes and a second line band; a reception space with a French Quarter look; exchanging vows in a castle. (TLC)
Mysteries at the Museum ("The Dance That Seduced A City, Vanishing Lake, Mysterious Death Of Bugsy Siegel") - Ostrich-feather fans used to seduce a city; an antique urn survives an unbelievable disaster; bullet shards from a mysterious murder. (Travel)
Tamar & Vince [SEASON PREMIERE] ("It's a Herbert") - Tamar and Vince hit the road on a multi-city bus tour to promote ``Love and War.'' (WE tv)
9:30 PM ET
Anger Management ("Charlie and Kate Do It For Money") - Charlie and Kate are ready to sleep with the right people to get funding for their sex study. (FX)
10:00 PM ET
NICK'S PICK: Graceland ("Happy Endings") - Briggs and Mike search for the truth about Juan's disappearance; Briggs makes a decision about his future. (USA Network)
Rookie Blue ("Under Fire") - When Andy and Chloe respond to a routine 911 call, they are blindsided by an unseen shooter out for revenge. (ABC)
Luther - A vigilante killer is determined to punish past offenders; the campaign pushes Luther to his limits. (BBC America)
Eat, Drink, Love ("Bottle Shock") - Jessica is still reeling over her loss; Brenda suspects Lindsay is causing her problems; Kat arranges a bonding trip; Waylynn's comment sends Jessica into tears. (Bravo)
Airline Repo ("No Rescue Repo") - Mike Kennedy must risk an emergency landing on a remote Alaskan glacier; Danny Thompson frees an Lear 31 from its hangar. (Discovery)
Chef Wanted With Anne Burrell ("Wine Country Clash") - Four chefs compete for an Executive Chef post at The Pear Southern Bistro, in California's Napa Valley. (Food Network)
Wilfred [SEASON FINALE] ("Regrets") - Jenna bars Ryan from seeing Wilfred when he needs him most. (FX)
Ridiculousness ("Steve Aoki") - Steve Aoki; ``Instant Yoga''; ``Mess-tivals.'' (MTV)
The Customer Is Always Right? [SEASON PREMIERE] ("Mrs. Fields") - Two unsuspecting customers take over Mrs. Fields. (OWN)
How Do They Do It? ("Toilet Paper; Absinthe; Cricket Balls") - How do they make toilet paper; absinthe; and cricket balls. (Science)
Four Weddings ("...And a Candle Bar") - Melissa and her groom share a Hollywood inspired affair; Laura has a waterside wedding; Audrianna's guests enjoy a glamorous boat house venue; Dee's guests make their own favors at a candle bar. (TLC)
Impractical Jokers ("The Alliance") - The Jokers are challenged to hold in their laughter during presentations designed to crack them up. (truTV)
10:30 PM ET
Supermarket Superstar ("Snacks") - A chef, a film grip and an entrepreneurial mother compete to get their snack products on supermarket shelves. (Lifetime)
Owner's Manual ("Yarder") - Logging in the Oregon forest and hauling massive logs up a snowy mountainside. (AMC)
How Do They Do It? ("Opal; Stunt Planes; Nougat") - How they make opal; stunt planes; and nougat. (Science)
Life With Tourette's - Story of three individuals who are overcoming the affliction to pursue their dreams. (NatGeo)
11:00 PM ET
The Pitch ("Tommy Bahama") - California advertising agencies compete for the business of lifestyle brand Tommy Bahama. (AMC)
Money From Strangers ("Booby Traps!"; "Later, Virgins!") - Licking boots in a shoe store; wrestling an employee in a cupcake shop; Hiding from tigers under a stranger's table; tiptoeing past police.
Polyamory: Married & Dating ("Truth & Consequences") - A threesome has an unpredictable outcome; Tahl breaks one of Jen's rules; Leigh Ann faces an ultimatum from Chris. (Showtime)
LATE NIGHT
The Daily Show With Jon Stewart is joined by Actor Michael C. Hall. (11:00 PM, Comedy Central)
Chelsea Lately features Comic John Caparulo; comic Catherine Reitman; comic Matt Braunger; television personality Ross Mathews. (11:00 PM, E!)
Conan welcomes Comedy icon Carl Reiner; Cheryl Hines; musical guest Delta Rae. (11:00 PM, TBS)
The Colbert Report has Musician John Prine. (11:30 PM, Comedy Central)
Late Show With David Letterman is joined by Actress Queen Latifah; actor Jake Johnson; TV on the Radio performs. (11:35 PM, CBS)
Jimmy Kimmel Live features Actress Jane Lynch; actor Jerry O'Connell; 2 Chainz performs. (11:35 PM, ABC)
The Tonight Show With Jay Leno welcomes Actor Vince Vaughn; actress Olivia Munn; Vintage Trouble performs. (12:05 AM, NBC)
The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson has Actor Vin Diesel; TV host Sara Gilbert. (12:35 AM, CBS)
Late Night With Jimmy Fallon is joined by Actor Steve Buscemi; TV personality Bethenny Frankel; Chef Daniel Humm. (1:05 AM, NBC)