What's On TV Tonight? - 9/3/2013
Credit: BBC
8:00 PM ET
Extreme Weight Loss [SEASON FINALE] ("Bob") - When a police officer weighing nearly 450 pounds finds himself in danger of losing his job, he asks Chris for help; a knee surgery complicates the weight-loss journey. (ABC)
So You Think You Can Dance ("Top 4 Perform") - The top four dancers perform; guest judges Paula Abdul and Gabby Douglas. (FOX)
Whose Line Is It Anyway? ("Maggie Q") - Actress Maggie Q. (The CW)
Dance Moms ("Do-Si-Do and Do-Si-Don't") - Abby assigns a country-style group number that proves to be physically demanding; Abby creates interesting pairings for the duets. (Lifetime)
Bad Girls Club: Miami ("Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow") - The roommates’ plot to push Sarah out of the house backfires when two girls are sent packing. Teresa's fractured relationship with her boyfriend sends her on a shocking downward spiral. (Oxygen)
Giuliana & Bill ("One Tough Tot") - Giuliana confronts her numerous fears, while Bill works to ensure Duke will not grow up to be afraid. (Style)
9:00 PM ET
America's Got Talent - Twelve semifinalists perform. (NBC)
Capture ("Reversal of Fortune") - Game Master Luke announces a twist so big that the competitors struggle to adapt to the new conditions of the game. (The CW)
Rizzoli & Isles ("Judge, Jury and Executioner") - A mock trial advisor dies during a competition; Jane is concerned that Angela may be hiding financial issues; Tommy hires a lawyer to settle his claim against the Storrow Center. (TNT)
Covert Affairs ("I've Been Waiting for You") - Annie convinces Teo to turn on one of his men; Joan makes a decision; Calder shows his true colors; Auggie faces trouble. (USA Network)
Storage Wars Texas ("British Invasion") - The buyers seek antiques in the city of DeSoto; a new face from across the pond challenges Ricky and Bubba; David learns how sausage is made; Jenny gives Mary a lift. (A&E)
Interior Therapy With Jeff Lewis ("Who's on First?") - Jeff and Jenni try to tame the style of the dominating granddaughter of a famous comic. (Bravo)
Amish Mafia ("Brother's Keeper") - Jolin and Levi plot to get rid of Freeman; Merlin travels to an Amish healing center in South Dakota; Alan tries to get information about Levi from the Bishop. (Discovery)
American Ninja Warrior ("Las Vegas National Finals") - The finalists compete. (G4)
Top Gear [SEASON PREMIERE] ("Coast to Coast") - Adam, Tanner and Rutledge race from New York City to Los Angeles on an epic 3000 mile road trip across the country in brand new supercars. (History)
Abby's Ultimate Dance Competition [SEASON PREMIERE] ("Make It Count!") - Eleven young dancers compete for a cash prize and a scholarship to the Joffrey Ballet School in New York; the week's dance theme is ``Fame''; a mother is irritated by the youngest contestant. (Lifetime)
Doomsday Preppers ("People Become Animals") - Marine Alex Dunbar trains a private army of German Shepherd attack dogs in San Luis, Colo.; Brenda McSwigan fears that a vicious mutating virus will lead to a pandemic. (NatGeo)
The Haves and the Have Nots ("No More Hiding") - Jeffery tells his parents that he is gay; Hanna accidentally reveals that Tony is Benny's father; Candace tells Amanda that her parents have been keeping her inheritance from her. (OWN)
My Big Fat Revenge [SERIES PREMIERE] ("Jen; Tamar") - Jen exposes her ex-boyfriend for being a fraud; Tamar has the confidence to confront her mother. (Oxygen)
Face Off ("Subterranean Terror") - Artists explore tunnels in search of clues. (Syfy)
Who Do You Think You Are? ("Trisha Yearwood") - Singer Trisha Yearwood searches for a family connection; she uncovers her ancestor's history in England. (TLC)
9:30 PM ET
Storage Wars ("Swinging With the Jenemy") - The buyers return to Dallas; Jenny seeks industrial material for a custom job; Mary ignores the law to land a dream locker; Ricky and Bubba discover cash in the wind. (A&E)
10:00 PM ET
NICK'S PICK: Luther [SEASON PREMIERE] - Luther investigates a twisted fetishist who is murdering women in a horrific echo of an unsolved case from the 1980s, but Superintendent Stark does not approve of his unorthodox policing. (BBC America)
Suits ("Endgame") - As the murder trial begins, Harvey, Mike and Jessica fight betrayal; Louis and Donna want to even the score. (USA Network)
The Vineyard ("Secret's Out") - Katie decides to tell Matt about her feelings for Luis; Sophi hides news about her unexpected relationship from her friends; Luis feels guilty about his one-night stand with Jackie. (ABC Family)
The Game [SEASON FINALE] ("The Hospital Episode") - Blue and Keira's relationship is tested; Tasha's epiphany; Jason's amends with Chardonnay. (BET)
Cold Justice [SERIES PREMIERE] ("Small Town Suicide?") - A former prosecutor and a former crime-scene investigator look into unsolved cases; Siegler and McClary head to Cuero, Texas, to search for new clues in the 2001 death of a woman, which was previously ruled a suicide. (TNT)
Barter Kings ("There's Snow Time Like Trading Time") - Steve and Antonio must track down a rare military vehicle in the course of their trading to acquire a snowcat. (A&E)
The Profit [SEASON FINALE] ("Mr. Green Tea") - A family-run ice cream company is torn between competing visions. (CNBC)
Tosh.0 - Daniel reveals his boldest wardrobe choice yet; an animal rescue from a kill shelter; dirty prancing. (Comedy Central)
Tickle ("Spirits in the Spirits") - Tickle's Tackle opens; things that go bump in the night plague the shop. (Discovery)
Chopped ("Sports Stars") - Sports figures Danica Patrick, Tiki Barber, Chuck Zito and Natalie Coughlin battle it out for charity. (Food Network)
Hard Knocks: Training Camp With the Cincinnati Bengals [SEASON FINALE] - The Bengals prepare to play the visiting Indianapolis Colts; coaches evaluate player performances as they prepare for final roster cuts. (HBO)
Double Divas ("Mer-Makeover") - Molly and Cynthia take their daughters on a relaxing vacation; Loren helps a female wrestler prevent future bra malfunctions. (Lifetime)
Doomsday Castle ("Learn to Fear Me") - The kids find play time in the mud after a torrential downpour that quickly turns serious when Lindsey and Dawn-Marie gang up on Ashley. (NatGeo)
Heroes of Cosplay ("Anime Matsuri") - Matsuri, T.X hosts dedicated and critical cosplay audience. (Syfy)
The Little Couple ("A Mother's Day Surprise") - Jen is stuck working at the hospital on her first Mother's Day; Bill and Will make some special handmade and homemade surprises for her. (TLC)
10:30 PM ET
Brickleberry [SEASON PREMIERE] ("Miracle Lake") - Woody discovers that Brickleberry Lake heals all wounds and becomes an evangelist; Ethel and Denzel discover Crog while they are trying to show Malloy snow for the first time. (Comedy Central)
Double Divas ("Atlanta Is Burning") - A Civil War re-enactor brings his lady in to get a period costume; the ladies hold a bra burning rally to rid the world of bad brassieres. (Lifetime)
Porter Ridge ("Snakes on a Ridge") - Terry is convinced he has a reptile infestation after finding a snake in one of his cars. (Discovery)
11:00 PM ET
Nick Cannon Presents: Wild 'N Out ("Chanel; Pusha T") - Chanel West Coast; ``Talkin' Spit''; ``Hood Jeopardy''; ``R & Beef''; ``Wildstyle.'' (MTV2)
Web Therapy ("Games People Play") - Fiona has a new client - compulsive gambler Nick Jericho (Matt LeBlanc). Fiona receives a puzzling video voicemail from a woman (Chelsea Handler) who seems to know her. (Showtime)
Property Envy ("Big in Texas") - A townhouse in Houston; a home with over $30 million in interior design costs; the home of a pageant beauty queen. (Bravo)
LATE NIGHT
The Daily Show With Jon Stewart features the return of Jon Stewart. (11:00 PM, Comedy Central)
Conan welcomes Actor Jason Biggs; actress Alison Pill; comedian Rory Scovel. (11:00 PM, TBS)
The Colbert Report is joined by Meteorologist Gary England. (11:30 PM, Comedy Central)
The Tonight Show With Jay Leno has TV host Bill Maher; TV host Aisha Tyler. (11:35 PM, NBC)
Late Show With David Letterman welcomes Actor Jake Gyllenhaal; TV host Julie Chen; The Dodos perform. (11:35 PM, CBS)
Jimmy Kimmel Live features Actor Vin Diesel; 11-year-old filmmaker Zachary Maxwell; John Legend performs. (11:35 PM, ABC)
Late Night With Jimmy Fallon has TV personality Michael Strahan; actress Demi Lovato; Neko Case performs. (12:35 AM, NBC)
The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson is joined by TV host Jay Leno; model Elettra Wiedemann. (12:35 AM, CBS)