What's On TV Tonight? - 8/16/2013
Credit: The CW
8:00 PM ET
NFL Preseason Football - Tampa Bay Buccaneers at New England Patriots (FOX)
Perfect Score ("Banking on Love") - Two co-workers -- who have twice dated twin brothers -- compete for a date. (The CW)
Gold Rush: Pay Dirt [SEASON PREMIERE] ("South America - Chilean Gold") - he Hoffman crew flies to Chile in hopes of getting a slice of the country's 3750 tons of untapped gold. (Discovery)
8:30 PM ET
Perfect Score ("We've Got Spirit, Yes We Do") - High school best friends vie for dates. (The CW)
9:00 PM ET
NICK'S PICK: America's Next Top Model ("The Guy Who Gets a Weave") - The models learn about chemistry as they pose alongside Alessandra Ambrosio and Rob Evans; some of the men have meltdowns during makeovers. (The CW)
Gold Rush ("South America - Guyanese Gold") - Todd needs to strike big in Guyana to convince his crew to abandon the Klondike. (Discovery)
Fashion Police - Joan Rivers and her team (which consists of Kelly Osbourne, Giuliana Rancic and George Kotsiopoulos) dissect the celebrity fashion blunders and triumphs of the moment. (E!)
Say Yes to the Dress ("Sisters Know Best") - Kristin Chenoweth comes to Kleinfelds with her bride-to-be assistant; Amy and her twin sister have very different opinions; Heather tries to please her picky sister. (TLC)
Ghost Adventures [SEASON PREMIERE] ("The Pioneer Saloon") - A century-old Pioneer Saloon; abandoned mineshaft; a 1942 plane crash victim. (Travel)
Bridezillas ("Krystal and Evelina") - Vain Bridezilla Evelina doesn't get the shot she wants. Surly Bridezilla Krystal tosses her bridesmaid's salad when things get heated. (WE tv)
9:30 PM ET
Say Yes to the Dress ("A Family Affair") - Saralyn needs two dresses in order to share her wedding with her sister Megan who has Down syndrome; Rachel brings her sister. (TLC)
10:00 PM ET
20/20 - Actresses Halle Berry and Jennifer Garner's testimony regarding the paparazzi's pursuit of famous children; Usher's ex-wife, Tameka Raymond, discusses her son's near drowning; actor Jason Patric fights for parental rights; celebrity kids on Twitter. (ABC)
Strike Back - Section 20 goes for a longshot and attempts an assault in downtown Bogota; Dalton looks for the source that exposed her team in Beirut. (Cinemax)
Comedy Bang! Bang! ("Gillian Jacobs Wears a Red Dress with Sail Boats") - Jason Mantzoukas; Gillian Jacobs; Reggie's new girlfriend may have a secret agenda; Scott's stolen sandwich; Bookie's blind date goes awry; a visit from Italian Chef Lugosi; special guests: Chris Hardwick, Adam Scott, and Michaela Watkins. (IFC)
King ("Cameron Bell") - When a video of Danny's partner beating his confidential informant is televised, Danny and Perry are suspended. (Reelz)
Continuum ("Second Guessed") - Kiera and Carlos try to stop a series of crippling cyber attacks on the city. (Syfy)
What Not to Wear ("Lizz G.") - Lizz is a stage mom of nine who puts her family's needs over her confused style of short skirts, layers and boots. (TLC)
Miss U Much - Coolio; Samm Levine (``Freaks & Geeks''); Dave Coulier. (VH1)
LATE NIGHT
John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Show - Morgan Murphy; Seth Herzog; Rory Scovel. (Comedy Central)
Big Brother After Dark - Live camera feeds from the house. (TV Guide)