What's On TV Tonight? - 3/10/2013
Credit: Lifetime
7:00 PM EST
America's Funniest Home Videos - Videos include a dog who calls his owner by name, dogs walking on two legs, funny babies and a marathon runner who has a surprise for his girlfriend. (ABC)
60 Minutes - Investigators seek the source of tainted pain medication that has killed 48 Americans and sickened hundreds; Facebook COO Sheryl Sandberg discusses her work and the feminist movement; the Sagrada Familia church in Barcelona. (CBS)
7:30 PM EST
American Dad ("For Black Eyes Only") - When Black Villain shoots Stan's new wife, Sexpun Tocome, on their honeymoon, Stan teams up with his nemesis to take him down. (FOX)
8:00 PM EST
Once Upon A Time ("The Miller's Daughter") - Cora and Regina try to overpower Mr. Gold; dark magic tempts Mary Margaret; Rumplestiltskin offers his services to Cora. (ABC)
The Amazing Race ("I Love Monkeys!") - Stress makes one contestant cry; a team makes history while trying to stay in the game. (CBS)
The Simpsons ("Black-Eyed, Please") - Flanders's parents prefer Homer's company to his, making him jealous; Lisa's new substitute teacher bullies her. (FOX)
The Bible ("Homeland") - Joshua conquers Jericho; Delilah betrays Samson; Samuel anoints David king; Saul is consumed with jealousy when David defeats Goliath; King David ushers in a golden age for Israel; Solomon, builds God's temple in Jerusalem. (History)
The Real Housewives of Atlanta ("Strip Is a Trip") - The ladies depart Hollywood and land in Las Vegas, where Porsha is tutored in the art of being independent and Kenya ultimately confronts Phaedra. (Bravo)
Mindy McCready: Fallen Angel - Documenting the singer's life and career with interviews and never before seen footage. (CMT)
Cupcake Wars ("The All-American Rejects") - Returning bakers have a chance to serve a VIP party for the band The All-American Rejects. (Food)
Jerseylicious ("Do or Dye") - Olivia contemplates her relationship with Nick; Tracy receives a surprise trip to the Poconos; Gigi holds a hair-coloring event at the Gatsby in the hopes of advancing her career. (Style)
8:30 PM EST
The Cleveland Show ("A Rodent Like This") - When Donna finds a rat in the house, she takes the kids and stays with her mother, but Cleveland forms an attachment to the creature; Rallo and Jr. play spies. (FOX)
9:00 PM EST
Revenge ("Retribution") - Following the devastation on The Amanda, Emily's commitment to seeking vengeance is renewed; everyone in the Hamptons mourns a loss. (ABC)
The Walking Dead ("Arrow on the Doorpost") - Rick and the Governor convene to create a peace treaty in hopes of preventing further deaths. (AMC)
The Good Wife ("Runnin' With the Devil") - Alicia questions the motives of the lawyer (Wallace Shawn) she is asked to work with on Lemond Bishop's case; Kalinda trains a new investigator; Cary makes a move. (CBS)
All-Star Celebrity Apprentice ("Just as Simple as Making Soup") - The teams leave New York for a task at Universal Orlando Resort; while a project manager's indecision leads to trouble for one team, another team cowers under a tyrannical leader. (NBC)
Girls ("On All Fours") - Hannah is pressured by her publisher; Adam has a misunderstanding with his new girlfriend; Marnie makes a step toward following her dreams. (HBO)
Army Wives [SEASON PREMIERE] ("Ashes to Ashes") - The people of Fort Marshall mourn the loss of one of their own. (Lifetime)
Shameless ("Where There's a Will") - The family gathers for the real Aunt Ginger's fake funeral. (Showtime)
Family Guy ("Call Girl") - When Lois gets a job at an adults-only phone line to earn extra money, she takes a call from Peter. (FOX)
Shahs of Sunset [SEASON FINALE] ("Lost Footage") - Drama not included in the season; the early days of Reza and Lilly's friendship; MJ's drinking problem. (Bravo)
Kourtney and Kim Take Miami ("Miami VICEs") - Kim takes her love of detective work to another level; Scott's eye problems create a new fashion accessory; Kourtney's weight gain starts to get to her. (E!)
Worst Cooks in America ("Do It Yourself Cooking") - Homemade Chinese takeout; baking a cake for a special occasion with the help of Ron Ben-Israel. (Food)
Oprah's Next Chapter ("Chelsea Handler") - Chelsea Handler discusses her show, her boyfriend, her relationship with her father and getting a DUI. (OWN)
Gypsy Sisters ("Who's Your Daddy") - Mellie's honeymoon phase is short-lived, a pregnancy complication sends her to the hospital and she spends time in jail; Kayla and Richard must deal with their daughter dating an older gypsy boy. (TLC)
10:00 PM EST
NICK'S PICK: The Client List [SEASON PREMIERE] ("'Till I Make It on My Own") - An argument between Riley and Kyle is interrupted by a local cop; Evan and Riley's bond grows; Riley inherits a new client at the spa; Taylor makes some changes to the salon; Riley befriends another mother. (Lifetime)
Red Widow ("The Consignment") - Crucial details of Marta's illegal drug shipment change at the last minute; Boris remembers a disturbing detail of his father's murder. (ABC)
The Mentalist ("There Will Be Blood") - Lorelei returns, determined to find out if Red John had a part in her sister's death; Jane is forced to admit his role in Lorelei's prison escape. (CBS)
Talking Dead - Guests discuss the episode, ``Arrow on the Doorpost.'' (AMC)
Vikings ("Wrath of the Northmen") - Ragnar Lothbrok gathers a crew willing to risk their lives to travel into the unknown; Earl Haraldson's paranoia reaches new heights as it becomes apparent that trust is hard to come by in this dark era. (History)
House of Lies ("Wonders of the World") - During a consultation with an adult-toy company, Jeannie meets an interesting suitor, while Doug comes up with a racy gift idea for his new girlfriend. Later, Marty's brother Malcolm drives a wedge between their father and Marty. (Showtime)
Mob Wives ("Mama Drama") - Ang's Christmas party turns ugly; Karen and Ramona join forces to confront Carla; Renee goes on a road trip to find an attack dog. (VH1)
10:30 PM EST
Californication ("Everybody's a F... Critic") - Becca ponders career choices while Charlie and Stu try to win back Marcy. (Showtime)
