What's On TV Tonight? - 1/14/2013

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8:00 PM EST

The Carrie Diaries [SERIES PREMIERE] ("Pilot") - After her mother's death, Carrie feels as though all eyes are on her as she starts her junior year of high school; Carrie lands an internship at a Manhattan law firm. (The CW)

The Bachelor - Sean takes Sarah on an adrenaline-filled date; a prank tests Desiree's sense of humor; the group date has the women competing for a deal to appear on the covers of romance books. (ABC)

How I Met Your Mother [WINTER PREMIERE] ("Band or DJ") - Robin insists that Barney ask her dad for permission to marry her; Ted tries to bury his feelings by throwing himself into wedding planning. (CBS)

The Biggest Loser ("Cut the Junk") - The contestants take part in a trivia challenge that tests their knowledge of childhood obesity; Dr. Joanna Dolgoff travels to the kids' homes to help their families cut junk food out of their diets. (NBC)

Bones ("The Diamond in the Rough"; "The Archaeologist in the Cocoon") - When the team investigates the death of a dancer who was about to audition for a dance competition show, Booth and Brennan go under cover as contestants; the team investigates the death of an archaeologist who had just made an important discovery. (FOX)

Switched at Birth ("The Awakening Conscience") - Angelo tells Regina about Lana and the baby; Bay attends Carlton's pilot program for siblings of deaf students; Emmett shows Toby a scandalous photo from Nikki's past. (ABC Family)

Continuum [SERIES PREMIERE] ("A Stitch in Time") - City Protective Services officer Kiera Cameron is transported from 2077 to deal with eight of the world's deadliest terrorists. (SyFy)

9:00 PM EST

NICK'S PICK: Being Human [SEASON PREMIERE] ("It's a Shame About Ray") - Aidan resurfaces to find the vampire community has changed greatly; Sally struggles to free herself from limbo; Josh and Nora stand up to Ray. (SyFy)

2 Broke Girls ("And the Bear Truth") - A weekend retreat becomes awkward when Max, Caroline and Andy end up spending a weekend together in a cabin in the woods. (CBS)

Bunheads ("Channing Tatum Is a Fine Actor") - Truly is evicted from her shop; Carl insists that Boo meet his parents; Talia sets Michelle up on a blind date; the girls are intrigued by two talented young newcomers. (ABC Family)

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills ("Moroccan Madness") - Kyle visits Yolanda's estate; Kyle and Kim's issues haven't been resolved; Kim's life coach advises her to talk with Kyle; Adrienne and Paul are threatening Brandi with a lawsuit; dinner turns into a full fight. (Bravo)

9:30 PM EST

Mike & Molly ("Fish for Breakfast") - To increase the chances of getting pregnant, Mike and Molly give up caffeine and eat healthier. (CBS)

10:00 PM EST

Castle ("Under the Influence") - Castle and Beckett are thrust into New York's raucous music industry as they investigate the murder of an up-and-coming DJ; Esposito takes a troubled teen under his wing. (ABC)

Hawaii Five-0 ("Kapu") - When a professor is murdered, his boss, his teaching assistant and a student all come under suspicion. (CBS)

Deception ("Nothing's Free, Little Girl") - As Joanna looks into Vivian's supposed drug overdose, Edward comes under suspicion; Robert is faced with a threat to his family. (NBC)

Lost Girl [SEASON PREMIERE] ("Caged Fae") - Bo risks her freedom to do a favor for Lauren; the new Ash is revealed. (SyFy)

Teen Mom 2 ("A New Direction") - Leah finds a larger house for her and Jeremy; Chelsea's dog goes missing; Jenelle and Josh part ways; Kailyn learns that Suzi visited Isaac behind her back. (MTV)

LATE NIGHT

The Daily Show with Jon Stewart has Musician Roger Waters. (11:00 PM, Comedy Central)

Conan welcomes Dennis Quaid; Rob Riggle; Chris Mann. (11:00 PM, TBS)

The Colbert Report features Journalist Piers Morgan. (11:30 PM, Comedy Central)

The Tonight Show with Jay Leno welcomes Singer Nicki Minaj; actor Billy Connolly; The Saturdays perform. (11:35 PM, NBC)

Late Show with David Letterman has Actor Charlie Sheen; sportscaster Phil Simms; Jose James performs. (11:35 PM, CBS)

Jimmy Kimmel Live features TV host Ellen DeGeneres; reality-TV star Sean Lowe; One Republic performs. (11:35 PM, ABC)

Late Night with Jimmy Fallon has Actress Uma Thurman; fashion consultant Tim Gunn; Bobby Collins performs. (12:35 AM, NBC)

The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson welcomes Actress Jenna Elfman; producer Guillermo del Toro. (12:35 AM, CBS)

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