Ugly Betty - The Bahamas Triangle - Recap
(Here's Noelle's recap of tonight's episode of Ugly Betty: The Bahamas Triangle)
Ugly Betty is in the Bahamas this week and everyone is looking hot hot hot! Love is in the air as Matt takes a definitive step toward a relationship with Amanda, Hilda takes a second look at her relationship with Archie, and Wilhelmina gets a shocking surprise.
Willie's last photo shoot with Mode is taking everyone to the Bahamas. Matt feels guilty about Betty saying he's a great friend so his course of action is to ask Amanda to come to the Bahamas with him. She's thrilled but Betty isn't. Betty drags it out of Marc that Amanda has wanted to "tap Matt" for quite some time. Lucky for Betty, Wilhelmina asks her to come to the Bahamas too so Marc is able to relax. Instead of doing his job apparently.
Hilda wishes she could head to the Bahamas with Archie to try and rekindle the flame of their relationship. He turns her down because he's busy with work and she starts to realize that he just isn't the fun loving guy that she's used to. Like her old boyfriend Bobby who is back in this episode to stand in Hilda's living room in a tank top and pretend to fix a heater. He admits he only came over because he still has feelings for Hilda and he doesn't think she's happy with Archie. She tells him he's wrong. As much as I love seeing The Karate Kid every week, I gotta admit I wouldn't mind if Bobby replaced him ;).
Two seconds into the Bahamas and we see Shakira and a shirtless Marc. I thoroughly enjoy seeing one of these things. Whoa, check out Amanda's weird two toned spray tan. I feel like it's dripping as Betty confronts her about her and Matt. They argue and Amanda pretty much accuses Betty and her feelings of being selfish. Well, it IS kind of in the girl code Amanda. Amanda tells Matt that Betty still has feelings for him because it's clear to her that he feels the same way. He decides not to waste another moment and kisses Betty. Yay! I love Matt.
Marc and Daniel bond over not being able to find any meaningless sex on this trip. Daniel is trying to revert back to his old ways to help himself get over Molly and Marc is just being Marc. Marc finds himself a hot gay guy but before he leaves, he urges Amanda to console Daniel because "his weiner isn't working." Bahahah. Her way of consoling him is apparently having sex. Amanda hooks up with Daniel, Marc hooks up with a lighting guy from Mode, Matt and Betty finally do it, and Hilda cheats on Archie with Bobby. Everyone is getting some on this trip.
In the most AMAZING moment for my eyes this entire season, Wilhelmina is drowning her sorrows on a beach eating a burger when out of nowhere, a hot, wet, shirtless Connor emerges from the ocean! DAMN. That is all I have to say. Wait, I lied. Mmmmhmm good. She runs to him, they kiss, she slaps him, they kiss some more and spend the rest of the trip having "hot secret sex."
The fantasy doesn't last forever though and someone tips off the feds that Connor is there. He tells Willie to pretend that she was the one who turned him in so she can get her job back at Mode. He's arrested and my heart breaks. :( I hope he's not gone for good. Willie's week just gets worse when Marc alerts her that he has accepted the job of Daniel's assistant because he doesn't feel she cares about his future. Ouch. It's good for the drama but I can't see anyone putting up with Marc other than Willie.