Top 5 - Rat Pack Week Makes Kara Crave Diction

(Here's the Vote for the Worst Recap from thefunnystone)

Rat Pack week is giving me very little material to work with. The performances were mind numbingly slow, as if I wasn't expecting pure boredom from this cast already. But the judges had it all wrong, which was pretty hilarious. The performances that Simon complimented were more often than not pure shit, while the ones that he insulted were well sung. I did, however, enjoy the fact that the show was mentored by a guy whose current hit song is overrun by autotune and is a joke to people who can actually sing. I also laughed about the fact that the show cannot seem to come in on time even though there were only 5 performances to get through in an hour. The show STILL ran over by 2 minutes. Please, fire Bruce Gowers. The man is a boil on the face of good television. So how did they do? Well here's my take.

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