Top 20 Guys Recap - "I know God."

This week, the guys tell us things that might surprise us about them. The only thing that would surprise me with this bunch is a performance that isn’t out of tune karaoke. To be fair, most of the contestants improved over last week. But that’s like saying Miley Cyrus is talented because she sings better than Lil Wayne. It’s all bad. Whoever wins this show is in for a rude awakening. But let’s dissect this week’s performances.

Big Mike is huge into theatre and plays football. I laugh when he’s bench pressing Aaron Kelly, but I think even Seacrest could bench press Aaron. Mike sings “This is a Man’s World”. It’s pretty boring. He just stands there between phrases and looks awkward. The arrangement is also very lounge singer. To my surprise, the judges love it. Randy gives Mike a standing ovation. Ellen says Mike is now one to beat. Simon says that this was Mike’s best performance in the competition so far. I say the producers want this guy in the top 12, so even crap like that gets praised.

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