Tom Cruise thinks his job is as hard as a soldier fighting in Afghanistan

Tom Cruise just needs to go away. I hope he stops getting movie offers.

In a deposition against magazine publisher Life & Style Weekly, he said that location shoots are like serving a tour in Afghanistan: "That's what it feels like. And certainly on this last movie, it was brutal. It was brutal."

He also compares himself to an Olympic athlete -- and that he is even better than them:

"There is difficult physical stamina and preparation. Sometimes I've spent months, a year, and sometimes two years preparing for a single film. A sprinter for the Olympics, they only have to run two races a day. When I'm shooting, I could potentially have to run 30, 40 races a day, day after day."

As for his Suri parenting skills, Tom Cruise is proud of the fact that he can tell "vivid stories" to her over the phone. Apparently that is a skill he is very very proud of.

Screw this asshole.

Yes, Tom Cruise, you are "just" an actor. You get tons of money to pretend like you are other people -- not even real people, risking real lives. All the people you have portrayed are works of fiction. Just take your money and shutup. You are not important. Not important at all. And take the Scientology BS with you.

Via TMZ, Radar, Gawker

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