The Situation Sues Abercrombie & Fitch, Congress Says Pizza Is a Vegetable

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Bahamian Rhapsody, or How I Spent My Winter Vacation with ‘Idol’ & ‘AGT’ Stars (Lyndsey Parker)

Massive Blaze Engulfs Fire Island (Gothamist) - Oh no!

Congress Says Pizza Is a Vegetable (Daily Beast) - Sigh

Immigration from Mexico in fast retreat, data show (L.A. Times)

Florida Atheists' Xmas ad campaign (boing boing)

Survivor camera operator reveals behind-the-scenes details (reality blurred) - Nice

Most Women Don't Know Facts About Fertility (Daily Beast)

Judge Rules Against OWS (Daily Beast) - No more tents

Michael Jackson's Brothers Get Screwed by Collectibles Dealer (Vulture)

THE SITUATION Sues Abercrombie & Fitch Over Humiliating Diss (TMZ)

Kim Kardashian Paints Picture of Happy Marriage in Marie Claire Interview (THR) - Good for her

Facebook Hit by Porn Attack (THR)

Bullets Fired at White House (Daily Beast) - Oh no!