The Secret Life of the American Teenager - The Beach Is Back - Recap

Amy has a tantrum when she has to go to school because it's hot and Ricky and John are going to the beach without her. She proceeds to whine that the laundry isn't done and Ricky has to point out that she chose to go to Summer school. I guess being a Golden Globe nominee makes her demanding.

Lauren calls her out on her b.s. and tells her she's annoying to be around. Is that the sound of the fans I hear? Lauren agrees to forget and almost forgive what Madison did to her but will never be her best friend again. So..what was the point of that phone call? Just so she has someone to talk to in the hall who isn't Amy?

Dylan and her friends have nothing better to do and decide to crash Ben's school. They lose all interest when they realize the school doesn't have air conditioning. Do schools really have that nowadays? Back in my day, we had to sweat for months. In case you haven't heard, it's hot out. They mention it about 50 thousand times in this episode. It's so hot that Grace and Adrian have a conversation after stripping to their underwear. Am I supposed to be able to hear them because I can't. Adrian's body is bangin'.

Grace is pissed that her father's lovechild is now going to her school and she wants nothing to do with him. Anyone who disagrees with her is her enemy. I don't particular care for this Jacob character. Nothing against him it just sounds like they have nothing else to do with that family. Oh wait, I'm proven wrong. Grace's mom suddenly decides she's over her husband and goes to be with George again. That's right. George. As in Amy's dad. Because apparently Amy's mom is gay now. What?