Ted Haggard and Gary Busey to Appear on Celebrity Wife Swap

Crazy Gary Busey and Ted Haggard, the preacher who has faced many a gay sex allegations will be amongst the first to switch wives in ABC's celeb spinoff of Wife Swap ...

Meth-smoking, man-screwing Evangelical pastor Ted Haggard will soon be swappin' wives with none other than Gary Busey on the upcoming "celebrity" version of ABC's Wife Swap.

Haggard's wife, Gayle, will move into the Busey household for a few days, while Busey's wife will enter the Haggards' wailing den of sexual mysteries, and both will try to fix things up or impart some wisdom or whatever. Sounds bleak and horrifying! I mean, more bleak and horrifying than regular Wife Swap always is.

This should be so bad that it's incredible entertaining. I'm excited to watch. Gary is no stranger to Reality TV, and I'm sure he won't take too happy to not standing out...his latest stint on Celebrity Apprentice was just madness. Wife Swap endorses craziness to a T, so this will be just...I'm sure on the Haggard's side, we're going to hear a lot about he's no longer a homosexual, blah blah blah ...I don't know, but it'll be a mess, and I can't wait!