Susan Boyle in Glee Christmas Special, Paula Abdul to face off against American Idol

4-Year-Old Sued for Negligence (Daily Beast) - What?

Man says penis is too small for indecent exposure charge (Tabloid Prodigy) - LOL

Paula Abdul's New Dance Show to Face Off Against 'American Idol' (MTV) - Good luck Paula! I'll still watch your show.

On The Trail Of "Anonymous," Christine O'Donnell's Sex-Free Pal (The Smoking Gun) - I'm not a witch, I'm nothing you've heard, I'm you you you, I'm not a witch, b#tch, none of us are perfect...

Halliburton's Gulf Oil Spill Admission: Critical Test Skipped On Deepwater Horizon Before BP Oil Spill (HP) - I hope there is a lawsuit.

Howard K. Stern Guilty in Anna Nicole Smith Drug Trial (E! Online) - "... most likely will get probation..."

Susan Boyle Confirmed for 'Glee' Christmas Special (ONTD) - Our Daily Susan Boyle!

On board the Airbus A380 (BBC) - Yes.