Survivor: Micronesia - Episode 01 - You Guys Are Dumber Than You Look

Is it just me or is Ozzy not looking as hot as he used to? Must be the hair and the clean-shaven face. (We liked his scruffy earthy look... LOL!)

And so the Fans and the Favorites face-off in Survivor: Micronesia.

The results for tonight were all over the spoiler lists weeks ago so I wasn't surprised.

So the Favorites already band together in cliques and plot to vote who's who even before a first challenge is fought. I think this will ultimately be their downfall. Instead of concentrating on getting the numbers for the merge, they already want to gut each other out -- hello, there's another team out there guys. I think that's the problem with casting like this -- the "natural" order of things are out of sync. They should be plotting towards the middle of the show when there's something to plot about.

At any rate, we are rooting for team Malakar Malakal. Love the team name.

And the first person voted out of Survivor: Micronesia Fans vs. Favorites is:

Johnny Fairplay

Hahaha, what was that? That was the lamest exit ever. Just like Gene Simmons trying to get himself fired on The Apprentice "on his own terms". Lame, Johnny Fairplay. It's pretty much an admission that he has no more "game" left in playing Surivivor.

Who is Ozzy making out with next week?