Survivor Micronesia: Fans vs. Favorites - Episode 09 - I'm in Such a Hot Pickle!

Merge time! And the most anticipated episode of Survivor Micronesia: Fans vs. Favorites happened!

"I think Jason walking around with my fake immunity idol is a beautiful thing. I think its poetry in the making." -- Ozzy

"That's not the idol. It's a f#%king stick!" -- Eliza
"It has a face on it, don't worry!" -- Jason

And the ninth person voted out of Survivor: Micronesia and first person in the jury is:

Eliza!

She used the f#%king stick to save herself, and OMG it was the funniest thing ever. Of course, Eliza did not hesitate to tell everyone that Ozzy had the real one because she's bitter. But still. You wouldn't think that there would be any more classic moments on Survivor but there it was.

At any rate, looks like a real blindside might happen next week to Ozzy at the hands of no other than the puppetmaster herself, Cirie -- and her harem! LOL

Oh Ozzy. I love you. Erik and Jason love you. You should have formed a fanboy alliance. That would have been so tight.

The girls are so going to win this thing now.