Sanjaya Malakar - Supplementary Dictionary - Sanjionary

I got inspired by the term 'non-jaya' yesterday so I thought of writing additional entries to the Sanjaya Malakar Dictionary aka Sanjionary:

A

Ashley Ferl -- legendary Fanjaya with high water content

B

Berklee College of Music -- college Sanjaya wants to attend
Bill Vendall -- Rhode Island industrial artist who created Sanjaya Malakar (disputed)

C

Cakejaya -- fans of Sanjaya and Cake, see also Sancake

D

Do I make you salty? -- the "question"

F

Fanjaya -- us, the beautiful people
For the love of god -- usually followed by comma Sanjaya exclamation point
Funjaya -- one of the experiences of being a Fanjaya (e.g. I'm having funjaya with Sanjaya and the Fanjayas)

H

Hair -- what Sanjaya wants to talk about other than
Hatejaya -- people whose brains explode at the mere mention of the word Sanjaya (e.g. "Sanjaya!" *boom*)
Hug, the -- long hug Kiki gave Sanjaya when Seacrest announced the beginning of Sanjaya's career

I

Infectious -- term Blake Lewis used to describe Sanjaya's smile
Italian -- Sanjaya's favorite food, also half of the blood that runs in his body

J

Joe Perry -- Sanjaya's lead guitarist on his finale performance of You Really Got Me

K

Kiki -- a good hugger for Sanjayas in distress

L

Life is Beautiful -- because of Sanjaya

M

Meljaya -- the rare fan of both Sanjaya and Melinda Doolittle
Mercedes Benz -- song Sanjaya failed to sing during country week due to sponsorship sabotage
Momjaya -- Sanjaya's mother, Jill, who wishes Sanjaya would listen to her more often

N

Nonjaya (new!) -- recovering Hatejayas or strong-willed individuals unfazed by the Sanjaya-forces affecting the known universe

P

Papaya -- multi-seeded, semi-soft-pulp tropical fruit most associated with Sanjaya, also delicious!
Phenom -- what Sanjaya is

S

Sancake -- fans of Sanjaya and Cake, see also Cakejaya
Sangasm -- what some Fanjayas experience after brief and/or prolonged exposure to Sanjaya on TV and/or the Internet
Sanjaya -- is love, is Teen Pop Sensation, is Bill Vendall (disputed)
Sanjaya from Seattle -- term Sanjaya uses to describe himself, should be changed to I'm Sanjaya, a Rock God
Sanjaya Phenomenon -- the sixth season of American Idol and its aftermath
Sanjaya Show -- speculative title of reality tv pilot Sanjaya shot in Venice Beach
Seventeen -- age of Sanjaya when he joined American Idol, sometimes used to describe another contestant (e.g. Sanjaya is Seventeen! 17? Sanjaya Malakar is just 17!)
Sugary Cereal -- high-glucose food item Sanjaya avoids

T

Teen Pop Sensation -- what Sanjaya is
Total Entertainment Package -- what Sanjaya wants
TPS -- acronym for Teen Pop Sensation

W

Weird -- how Sanjaya describes the phenomen that is himself
White House Correspondents Dinner -- the first public function to be sanjaya'd by Sanjaya's mere presence

Feel free to add to our constantly evolving list!