Rickey Plays Ping Pong

I guess it should be table tennis, but the guys have been calling it Ping Pong. I've been getting quite a workout lately as I have been playing with the guys on the block and basically whopping their asses. So tonight I played for about three hours straight, since I couldn't leave the table because nobody could beat me. Ha! There was even this big black guy who challenged me with his Chinese-grip and top-spin, but I still managed to beat him. Anyways, there are a couple of guys who could play well but the rest are below average so that's why I've been on a roll. I must have beaten at least 20 guys straight.

My legs however have begun to ache. I just discovered that there are certain muscles I have not used in years! I have forgotten they existed. I'm getting painful reminders when I walk and bend.