Reagan Blood Auction Canceled, Levi Johnston Penniless

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Founder of Presbyterianism in America is Arrested! (Perez Hamilton)

Leaked: Britney Spears’ ‘X Factor’ rider (PopBytes) - Doritos, Diet Coke! (I guess she's not drinking the Pepsi on the judges table)

Glenn Close talks about getting close to her first erection!!! (Seriously OMG) - ZOMG

Remaining webOS Team Headed to Google (PandoDaily) - Oh well. So it's officially dead then.

Transparency Report (Google) - Pirates!

Reagan Blood Auction Canceled (Daily Beast) - That was such a dumb idea.

Levi Johnston penniless, living with his mom (MSNBC) - Nooo!

'American Idol' Finale: What Happened to the Donna Summer Tribute? (THR) - Time.