Police kill 8th-grader flashing pellet gun in school, Martha Stewart Show canceled

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England Cuts Off Virginia for Pissing Them Off!! (Perez Hamilton)

Woman Poops In Grocery Store! (Tabloid Prodigy) - OMG

Demi Lovato Discusses Past Drug Use In ‘Seventeen’ Magazine (Idolator)

Hallmark is no longer cooking with The Martha Stewart Show (Seriously OMG) - Oh no! Her studio is on the same block as CJ's daycare.

Fake account of Murdoch’s wife Wendi Deng fools Twitter (News Rickey)

DC Comics Relaunch Beats Marvel in 2011 Sales Figures (THR) - Yay! Go DC!

Yahoo Picks Scott Thompson for CEO Post (THR) - Former head of PayPal

Texas police kill 8th-grader flashing pellet gun in school (USA Today) - They couldn't tell a pellet gun from a real gun? They need to be retrained.

Dallas teen missing since 2010 was mistakenly deported (WFAA) - WTF. How is this even possible?

Starr And Stewart Write New Stage Show (Express) - Ringo and 1/2 of Eurythmics

Former X Factor star Kerry McGregor dies of cancer (BBC) - RIP

Scientists Find 'Hasselhoff' Crabs (Daily Beast) - LOL

Fish Mimics Octopus That Mimics Fish (Science Daily)

Google’s Chrome Page No Longer Ranks For “Browser” After Sponsored Post Penalty (Search Engine Land) - Oops

'I'm saving up for a penis': Chaz Bono reveals (ONTD) - After Googling a bit on this, I'm now going to get nightmares.

Paris Hilton Says Her Products Have Earned Staggering $1.3 Billion Since 2005 (Gossip Cop) - Really?

Village Voice Lays Off Longtime Film Critic J. Hoberman (NY Mag)