There's a 'Pokemon' Porn Parody Called 'Strokemon': Pikachu I Do Not Choose You

Wood Rocket, the company who gave us ridiculous porn parodies inspired by Miley Cyrus' antics, Doctor Who and the Hunger Games/J.Law nude photo scandal has made their most horrible parody yet.

It's called Strokemon and is inspired by Pokemon. Gotta stroke 'em all, Strokemon!

Pikachu, what have they done to you!?! Oh, that's right, renamed you Dikachu.

UGH.

Although to be fair, the line "What the f--ckemon is that?" is pure genius.

You can -- no nudity, but there is some NSFW naughty language and sex toys -- over on YouTube. Apologies in advance to your childhood.