Plane Crashes into Ferris Wheel, Whale Beached in English Field

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33-foot-long dead whale found beached in English field (io9)

Euthanasia Coaster: The Suicide Roller Coaster (Neatorama)

Hispanic Students Vanish From Alabama Schools (ABC News)

DC Comics' Relaunch Actually Selling More Comic Books (Vulture) - Yay!

New reality: US assassinates it own citizens with no due process (boing boing)

Chicken’s Attraction Is Truly Skin Deep (NY Times) - The sexy chicken also has a Twitter

Plane Crashes Into Ferris Wheel At Australian Festival (BuzzFeed) - Omigosh

Courtney Stodden Spends A Day At The Beach With Her 51-Year-Old Husband (BuzzFeed) - Gross

Video: 81-Year-Old Grandfather Beaten By Thief (Gothamist)