'Orange is the New Black' Actor Pablo Schreiber and Wife Separate

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Pablo Schreiber, who plays the much-reviled George "Pornstache" Mendez on Orange is the New Black and his wife have separated.

We wonder if it was the pornstache.

According to TMZ, yoga instructor Jessica Schreiber filed for separation right before Christmas (ouch, right in the feels), citing that age old excuse, "irreconcilable differences."

As for terms, she wants full physical custody of their kids, spousal support and is asking the judge to deny any spousal support that Pablo may want.

However, she is willing to share legal custody and grant Pablo visitation.

The couple tied the knot in 2007 and have two kids together: a son, 5, and a 22-month-old daughter. And based on a recent tweet, divorce may be in their future.

https://twitter.com/schreiber_pablo/status/414187137957769216

Now what we really want is a wacky sitcom where he moves in with his half-brother Liev Schreiber and hijinks ensues.

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