Op

If you are reading this between 8:30 AM and 9:30 AM, then my tonsils are currently getting snipped in some operating room in Manhattan.

If you are reading this at 10 AM, then I'm in a recovery room somewhere, with a random nurse hovering around me, admiring my gorgeous self for a couple of hours. At 12 NOON, I wake up and say: "Where am I? Did we open the hatch? What happened after I pushed the button? Am I still part of Project Runway?"