Nicolas Cage Sex Photos Stolen

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Apparently Nicolas Cage had some sexy-time photos of himself and his baby mama that were stolen from her home and now they're who knows where. Let the national treasure hunt begin!

Based on law enforcement reports (via TMZ) the photos were snatched from Christina Fulton's home by her former handyman who stole the snaps and four computers back in April.

Ricardo Orozco (said handyman) was arrested by police last month and slapped with a felony burglary charge. He's currently being held on $1 million bail after pleading not guilty.

But the important thing here is, how hilarious do you think those photos are? Especially considering Nic Cage's o-face probably looks a little something like this:

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