The Last Airbender Gets Panned, New Old Spice - Morning Update - 07/01/2010

Note: A bit of an experiment in the formatting. Please let me know if this is good! Good Morning Angels!

The Last Airbender (Roger Ebert)

"The Last Airbender" is an agonizing experience in every category I can think of and others still waiting to be invented. The laws of chance suggest that something should have gone right. Not here. It puts a nail in the coffin of low-rent 3D, but it will need a lot more coffins than that.

FacePainting (SplinterEnd) - Aang Ain't White!

As a Vietnamese American, I find “The Last Airbender’s” production and casting a great offense to my cultural roots, and believe that Paramount – and especially Shyamalan – should be ashamed of themselves. Frankly, I hope they go down in film anthropology as infamous practioners of self-indulgent, self-delusional ignorance, stupidity and racism.

First iPhone 4 Class Action Suit Filed Against Apple and AT&T (Gizmodo) - FA

The Idols get their first look at the tour set (USA Today) - So excited for tonight!

Lee DeWyze: 'There's going to be bras flying through the air' (USA Today) - Gasp!

Casey James & Co -- Media blitz in Detroit (BurnThisMedia)

"Eclipse" takes $30 million bite from midnight box office (Reuters)

Makeover for Wonder Woman at 69 (NY Times) - Pants!

Zoe Saldana Is Engaged! (US Magazine) - Congrats!

Why tuna is delicious (Boing Boing) - Yum.

6-time champ Federer KO’d from Wimbledon (MSNBC)

Lady Gaga’s Secret Identity is a Man (PopDynamite)

Old Spice Questions (YouTube) - New Old Spice commercial

http://www.youtube.com/v/uLTIowBF0kE&hl=en_US&fs=1

Jon Secada - Chippendales! (Tabloid Prodigy)

Anderson Cooper May Leave CNN (Daily Beast) - Oh no!

BP spill nears a somber record as Gulf's biggest (AP) - FBP

Fox News advocates shutting down public libraries (Boing Boing) - Hmmm...

Hail! (Boing Boing) - Big...

Amazon buys Woot! (Woot) - Woot!

Lil’ Wayne Gets Probation (Daily Beast)

Cinderella Lost Her Louboutin! (Gothamist) - Ha!

Al Pacino mesmerizes in "Merchant of Venice" (Reuters) - Crap, I don't have the patience to sit in line for hours for this.

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