Morning Edition Links - 12/30/2009

Homeland Security Subpoenas Two Journalists (Airline Reporter) - Regarding "leaked" TSA Directive SD-1544-09-06 -- you know, the one that told airlines not to allow anyone to have anything on their laps 1 hour prior to landing and for the flight crew not to announce the plane is over any city or landmark.

Expose Fake Boobs Using Only a Flashlight (Gizmodo) - Video - Basically, if they're fake, they shine really bright orange. Is this true gentle reader?

Is aviation security mostly for show? (CNN)

Jersey Shore cast disowned by Seaside Heights (NJ.com) - "The governing body wants it to be known that they did not solicit, promote or participate in the filming of this show."

World’s most dangerous bridge (Tabloid Prodigy) - WTF

Lakers' Ron Artest says he suffered memory loss (LA Times) - He "fell" after Christmas Day game and has missed three games.

Anderson Cooper, Lance Bass, and Kathy Griffin to Host Gayest New Year's Eve Ever (Gawker) - I think I'll watch this.