Modern Family - Treehouse - Recap

Cameron is out to prove to Mitchell that he could pass for an attractive straight man. While in a bar, he bets Mitchell he can get the number of any hot girl in the room. Mitchell makes his pick (Leslie Mann) and is shocked when Cameron succeeds.

Cam feels so awful about being so irresistible that he wants to call the girl so she's not waiting by her phone. He can't bring himself to tell her he's gay over the phone so he invites her over. She knew he was gay all along and just wanted a new gay best friend. She puts on a show for Mitchell when he comes home and starts screaming about how Cam could have been the one then makes out with him. LOL.

Gloria wants to get out of her rut with Jay and tries to get him to agree to go salsa dancing. When he refuses, she goes without him. Jay begs Manny to help him learn how to dance so he can please her. Mitchell gives him a baby aspirin pretending it's E so he'll have some confidence on the dancefloor. Phil wants to build a treehouse for Luke but Luke isn't that interested. Foolish child! I would have loved a treehouse as a kid. Hell, I'd take one now.

Funniest Quotes of the Night:

Mitchell: Delicate on a count of all the gay.

Girl: Are you sure you're gay?
Cam: No.