Modern Family - Go Bullfrogs! - Recap

All the kids are out so Claire wants to take advantage of her stress free night and do something fun with a bunch of gay guys. Cam and Mitchell aren't doing it for her so she winds up drunkenly flirting with Gilles Marini all night.

Cam and Mitchell would rather spend their night eating a delicious pot pie and leave Claire to go clubbing with what she assumes is a hot gay man. But Julian (Gilles Marini) isn't gay. He's hot but not gay so Claire basically makes a fool out of herself all night. On the way home, Cam and Mitchell realize the car the valet gave them isn't theirs and try to return it to the owners. They end up stuck in her driveway while she attacks the car.

Phil takes Haley to visit his old college so she can get a sense of what it will be like if she decides to go there. He tries to spend time with her sliding down lunch trays on a hill and eating a ton of wings. He eventually gives in and lets her go off with some local kids. His sense kicks in when he realizes she's at a frat party so he barges in and freaks out and embarrasses her. Oh, Phil.

Gloria is upset that Manny is suddenly showing an interest in girls and keeping secrets from her. He orders a package and won't tell her what it is and locks himself in his room for the night. Jay tells Gloria to calm down because he's probably just looking at porn. Gloria refuses to believe her precious Manny would do such a thing and demands that Jay go talk to him. They find Manny hanging upside down with a weight helmet trying to make himself taller.

Funniest Quotes of the Night:

Gloria: What do you mean she blossomed? Like the puberty?

Jay: Rinaldo!

Julian: I'm not gay, I'm French.