Miley Cyrus + Patrick Schwarzenegger Caught Kissing, Texting Simultaneously - PHOTOS

Pop-star Miley Cyrus and model/pizza restaurant owner Patrick Schwarzenegger were caught kissing and texting at the same time this week while attending a USC football game.

Ipso facto, they may in fact be a thing. An item. A couple.

https://twitter.com/JustinBBizzle94/status/533649679389425665

Now all we can do is imagine Billy Ray Cyrus and Arnold Schwarzenegger being forced to awkwardly hang out with each other.

IT'S NOT AN ACHY BREAKY HEART!

According to someone who was on hand for the smooch, "They were very flirtatious and [looked] like a couple."

"She was gregarious and was talking to his friends too which was nice to see because she didn't seem stuck up."

A source for E! News who knows what the word gregarious means? We're automatically suspicious.

https://twitter.com/trashieber/status/533743712078004225