Michele Bachmann Says Earthquake And Hurricane Are God's Way To Get Politician's Attention, Mutant Bird-Flu Spreads

Here are some late update links for the day!

Mutant Bird-Flu Strain Spreads in Asia (Daily Beast) - PANIC

Who Was The First Man — Or Woman — To Make A Joke? (Sunday Magazine)

Sick Big Brother fans threaten Shelly and her family with death, rape; express their hatred (reality blurred)

Cuban Brad Pitt Is People En Español’s Hombre Mas Sexy (Tabloid Prodigy)

Chord Overstreet, Kellan Lutz Shirtless In ‘A Warrior’s Heart’ (Tabloid Prodigy)

Oh, Christ Pratt … there’s just more of you to love! (PopBytes)

Is David Arquette’s underwear showing his actual size? (Seriously OMG)

Britney Spears’ Next Single Will Be “Criminal” — Not “Trouble For Me” (Idolator)

Lil Wayne Keeps Chasing His Glory Days On Tha Carter IV (Village Voice)

Video: Michele Bachmann Says Irene, Earthquake Are God's Wrath (Gothamist) - Christ what an a-hole.

Chinese tycoon offers to buy 0.3% of Iceland for $100,000,000 (boing boing)

Madonna: Out with Lourdes & Brahim! (Just Jared) - He's so hot.