Michael Jackson was 'Healthy' Autopsy Reveals

Dr. Conrad Murray is so screwed.

The Associated Press has obtained the autopsy report which reveals that Michael Jackson's "heart, kidneys and other major organs were allegedly normal for a 50-year-old man." The report also reveals Jackson had tattooed eyebrows and lip liner, skin depigmentation, and was actively producing sperm.

Sperm!

Read it at Daily Beast