Mel Gibson leaving the U.S.? - Morning Update - 07/18/2010

Good Morning Angels! (Our Weekend Editor is on vacation. I don't know when he'll be back.)

Troubled Mel 'leaving the States' after selling his New York mansion at cut price (Daily Mail) - He's going back to Australia to be with his ex-wife.

Wesley Snipes will go to jail (Reuters) - Loses appeal in tax case

Cristiano Ronaldo might not be the biological father of Cristiano Ronaldo Jr. (ONTD) - Could be the son of his deceased cousin

Boasting Means New Ten Year Sentence For Lynne Stewart (Gothamist) - An additional 10 years! Wow. She'll be free when she's 80.

Arizona High Schools To Now Teach Spanish Entirely In English (The Onion)

Paris Hilton Caught With Pot (Daily Beast) - I have a feeling she's being less careful to steal the limelight from Lindsay.

SEX SCENES IN BREAKING DAWN!!! The Hills Finale, Selena Gomez on America's Got Talent, Scurvy! (What the Buck)

http://www.youtube.com/v/yCFaXJLLyU0&hl=en_US&fs=1

Barack Obama finally makes his peace with Bill Clinton (Telegraph) - For political gain of course.

Bumper and all, Consumer Reports still doesn't recommend iPhone 4 (CNN) - FA

Micah B. - When I'm High (Prod. Marcus D) (Original Song) (Micah B.) - Yay!

http://www.youtube.com/v/PN4hkbHNBhg&hl=en_US&fs=1

Jackie Tohn Will Be on Memphis Beat on Tuesday, July 20 (Vote for the Worst)

Atheists Break Out New Ritual Tool: The Blow-Dryer (ABC News) - Yes!

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Serena Williams Needs Surgery for Cut Foot, Will Miss Three Tournaments (Fanhouse)

Top 5 Suspected Everyday Carcinogens in the American Cancer Society's Scary New Report (AOL News)