Man Sues White Castle Over Booth Size - Martin Kessman

Fast food restaurants are a violation to the rights of fat people. Yes, exactly. This is so ridiculous. I hope this doesn't actually hold water in court.

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A 290-pound New York man is steaming mad at the White Castle fast-food chain, which he claims repeatedly broke promises to make the booths in his local eatery bigger.

Martin Kessman, 64, filed a lawsuit against the fast-food giant last week in Manhattan federal court, claiming that the uncomfortable booths violate the civil rights of fat people.

Read the rest of the article here at MyFox NY.

He's not even that fat. Or is that the point? D: