Lindsay Lohan jail bound, Constantine Maroulis to go on tour with Rock of Ages - Morning Update - 04/30/2010

Idols on 'Idol': Mixed on Siobhan Magnus; Praise for Casey James (Express Night Out)

SomethingPitchy Broadcast: A Little Bit Country (AOL) - Newest podcast, but I'm not in it.

Elliott Yamin on 'Idol' and diabetes (L.A. Times)

Lindsay Lohan -- Bound for Jail (TMZ)

Lindsay Lohan has violated the terms of her probation and is headed for a showdown in court next month that will almost certainly land her in jail.

Maddox Jolie-Pitt steers his water taxi (INF Daily) - Cute!

American Idol: The Fascism of Tweens and the Case for Monarchy (AWL) - Excellent read about how Tweens control American Idol. From Richard Rushfield and Natasha Vargas-Cooper

Constantine Maroulis takes 'Rock of Ages' on the road (USA Today)

Tour Stops: Chicago, Illinois (September 21 – October 3, 2010) Boston, MA (October 6 - 17, 2010) Minneapolis, MN (October 19 - 24, 2010) Cincinnati, OH (October 26 - Nov 7, 2010) Pittsburgh, PA (November 23 - 28, 2010) Baltimore, MD (November 30 - Dec 5, 2010) Columbus, OH (December 7 - 12, 2010) Fort Lauderdale, FL (December 28 - Jan 9, 2011) Orlando, FL (January 11 - 16, 2011) Clearwater, FL (January 18 - 23, 2011) Louisville, KY (January 25 - 30, 2011) Seattle, WA (February 8 - 13, 2011) Los Angeles, CA (February 15 - 27, 2011) Costa Mesa, CA (March 1 - 6, 2011) Indianapolis, IN (April 12 - 17, 2011) Des Moines, IA (April 19 - 24, 2011) Kansas City, MO (May 3 - 8, 2011) San Antonio, TX (May 10 - 15, 2011) Dallas, TX (May 17 - 29, 2011) Houston, TX (May 31 - June 12, 2011) Washington, DC (July 12 - 24, 2011)

Why I Hate 3-D (And You Should Too) (Roger Ebert)

7. THEATERS SLAP ON A SURCHARGE OF $5 TO $7.50 FOR 3-D.

Thor (Yahoo Movies)

Consumer Spending Rebounds (Daily Beast) - Yay! Good news!

White House Says No New Offshore Drilling Until Investigation is Complete (ABC News) - That oil spill has already entered the Mississippi River

Whaling Compromise Rejected (Science Mag) - Save the whales!

I am Diabetic. Here's how it works. (YouTube)

http://www.youtube.com/v/jsxFbDIvQRw&hl=en_US&fs=1&

Bloomberg Wants Arizona to "Get Real" About Immigration (Gothamist) - He says "This country is committing national suicide."

Oklahoma Abortion Law: No Exceptions, Even Rape (ABC) - This law states that even a rape victim is required to undergo an invasive sonogram and the results are read to the victim. WTF.

Celebrate Explicit Legal Pants Day (except in Mississippi schools) (Boing Boing) - Women can wear anything they want.

Christina Aguilera’s “Not Myself Tonight” Music Video (BuzzFeed) - Hmmm... there's an ad for her perfume in the end

http://www.youtube.com/v/wt-tHcQR67Y&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xd0d0d0&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1

The 10 most blatant ripoffs in Christina's 'Not Myself Tonight' video
(PopWrap)

All the single black ladies (kottke)

Courtship and marriage opportunities for young black women in America have been affected by the number of incarcerated young black men.

Good Morning Angels

http://embed.12seconds.tv/i/embed?v=398064
Good Morning Angels - 04/30/2010 on 12seconds.tv

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