Lindsay Lohan inmates chanting 'Firecrotch' - Morning Update - 07/25/2010

Still no weekend editor. Le sigh... Good Morning Angels!

The Inmates Are Sick of Lindsay Lohan (PEOPLE) - Hmmm...

Lindsay Lohan in 24-hour surveillance lockdown (Tabloid Prodigy)

"Some of the inmates in our ward, some of the tougher ones, were yelling ‘firecrotch’ at her."

British girls undergo horror of genital mutilation despite tough laws (Guardian) - OMG

Pigeon Shit Cuts Kings of Leon Show (Pitchfork) - Gross.

"We had to bail, pigeons shitting in Jared's mouth. Too unsanitary to continue"

Stampede at German Love Parade festival kills 18 (BBC) - Oh no.

Granny falls down manhole! (Tabloid Prodigy)

The Twilight Saga - Eclipse "The Tent Scene" (SUPEReeeGO) - LOL

http://www.youtube.com/v/6g-veV7tB18&hl=en_US&fs=1

Photo of the guy in handcuffs outside Hall H. Word is he stabbed someone in or near eye with pen. #SDCC (Yfrog)

http://a.yfrog.com/img137/124/u7a.jpg

3 Most Unlikely Human Achievements in Our Lifetime (Dog House)

Marc Jacobs And Lorenzo Martone Have Split (Styleite) - Oh no.