Lindsay Lohan gets drugs in jail, Cowboys Coach cast in Survivor - Morning Update - 07/21/2010

Lindsay Lohan Scores Rx In Jail (TMZ) - Whatev

Former Dallas Cowboys coach Jimmy Johnson to be a contestant on 'Survivor: Nicaragua' (Dallas News) - Won't they vote him off immediately because he's already rich?

How Fat Can You Get? (BuzzFeed) - OMG! What does it mean?!?

Henry Says Winning Will Sell MLS to New Yorkers (Bloomberg) - Go Thierry!

CBS Paula Abdul Dance Show Now Casting (Reality Wanted)

FEMALE looks like Nick Jonas! (Tabloid Prodigy) - LOL

Could Zuckerberg Soon Lose Facebook? (Daily Beast) - Would be hilarious if he did actually.

Bad Idea: Woman Bases Sex Life on SATC (Gothamist) - I am surprised at how many women think this way.

School Settles with Mississippi Teen for $35K (Daily Beast) - YAY!

Taking Photos In Public Places Is Not A Crime (Boing Boing)

Black British couple give birth to white blue-eyed blonde baby girl (Daily Mail) - Really? I need to see a picture of the baby before I believe this.

Growing Number of Prosecutions for Videotaping the Police (ABC News)

Trump Wants to Replace Simon Cowell (Daily Beast) - No.

Ilya Kovalchuk Contract VOIDED By NHL (HP)