Lindsay Lohan could be released this weekend, Chelsea Clinton weds - Morning Update - 08/01/2010

Unfortunately, our weekend editor Gabriel is no longer "editing the weekend". He is now an "editor-at-large"... he will missed, but he's still around, somewhere.

Lindsay Lohan's Time In Jail Nearing An End (CBS)

Chelsea Clinton: Wedding Pictures with Marc Mezvinsky (JustJared) - Congratulations!

Brazilians Switched at Birth Work, Live Together (CBS)

Three convicted murderers break out of Arizona prison (CNN)

Judge rules that Todd McFarlane owes Neil Gaiman back pay for Spawn characters (io9)

Cops Arrested For Arresting Cop (Gothamist)

More Details On Snooki's Drunken Arrest (Gothamist)

Snooki's Mug Shot -- Her Mascara Runneth Over (TMZ) - Yay!