Kevin Bacon is Trying Desperately to Spread 80s Awareness - VIDEO

Kevin Bacon is on a mission: to spread awareness of the 1980s to Millennials who don't understand anything about the '80s.

Back in Kevin Bacon's day, you had to call girls using the white pages because there was no "OKTinder," his favorite app was the Rubik's cube and Russia was way more of a threat when you lived in a time where you couldn't swipe away the hurt.

Guys, you couldn't even ride your skateboard to a Blockbuster without getting nuked in the '80s!

And don't even get him started on how we'll "never know the comfort of parachute pants!"

Insert sad Hulk walking away music here.