Ke$ha Needs Your Teeth to Create Art While in Rehab
Credit: Facebook
Hey Ke$ha fans, your fearless leader may be in rehab for an eating disorder, but that doesn't mean she doesn't need you to send her your teeth.
For her art of course.
As a pal of Ke$ha's tweeted on the singer's behalf (who does not have access to Twitter while in a treatment facility outside of Chicago):
Hey guys this is K's friend again. She's doing well and needs more of your teeth to make art with at the treatment center. She misses you :)
— ke$ha (@keshasuxx) January 22, 2014
If you don't know, Ke$ha uses the teeth her fans send her to make jewelry. Or she's just a giant crazy person with a tooth fetish and doesn't want to admit it. Or she's into voodoo. Or she's re-enacting the plot from a young adult novel.
Honestly, it could be any of those things.
Just don't remove any perfectly good teeth from your mouth to send Ke$ha's way. I'm sure baby teeth will suffice.