Kara DioGuardi tried to quit American Idol, Glee Apparel - Morning Update - 08/24/2010
Kara Dioguardi Reportedly Tried to Quit Idol 2 Months Ago (MJ's Big Blog) - Even Kara tried to jump ship! American Idol Apocalypse!
China's nine-day traffic jam stretches 100km (Yahoo! News) - Wow.
U.S. Judge Rules Against Obama’s Stem Cell Policy (NY Times) - I'm disappointed.
Live Nation Launching In Australia With U2, Jay-Z (Billboard)
Shrinking Egg Industry Sparks Concern (Daily Beast) - So many more eggs were recalled because it's harder to trace the source.
What the f!#% is my social media "strategy"? (What the f!#% is my social media "strategy"?)
War on Prayer (War on Prayer)
Mark Sanchez: Stud or Dork? (Gothamist) - J-E-T-S! Jets! Jets! Jets!
Subway, lifeblood. (24 Flinching) - New York subways were scary in the 80s!
New United & Continental Font to be Used (Airline Reporter)
GLEE Apparel Launch Event with Jenna, Kevin and Heather (JustJared) - GLEE is selling clothes now? WTF
Birthday cat is unimpressed (Tabloid Prodigy) - LOL. Hope this video makes your morning. Watch:
Ron Paul On Mosque Opposition: "All About Hate, Islamaphobia" (Gothamist) - Yay.
Justice Department Seeks Ebonics Translators (Gothamist) - To help transcribe drug deals.
Plush Funnel Cake (Neatorama)
Singer George Michael admits drug-drive charge (Reuters) - Wham!
Tiger Woods and wife divorce after sex scandal (Reuters) - Ka-ching!
Shaq -- Pranked at the Waffle House (TMZ)
Nick Cannon Dodges Latest Mariah Carey Pregnancy Rumors (PEOPLE) - Why hide a pregnancy if they're married? If she does turn out to be pregnant a couple of months later, it doesn't make sense. So basically Nick is saying: Mariah is losing it and is getting fatter everyday for no reason.
New York Post Readers (NSFW Language) (BuzzFeed) - Teehee!