Kanye West Has a Religion Devoted to Him Called Yeezianity

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Move over Christianity, we have a new God now! And his name is Kanye West.

So says the brand new religion Yeezianity founded around the self-proclaimed Yeezus.

And with songs off his new album like "I Am a God," it's hard to believe that some crazy didn't found a religion around him sooner.

According to the Church of Yeezus, "The one who calls himself Yeezus is a divine being who has been sent by God to usher in a New Age of humanity."

Added the founder of Yeezianity who chose to remain anonymous, "He has shown the world the creative potential of a human being and he serves as a model for behavior and ethic."

So what are the tenants of Yeezianity? The five pillars are as follows:

1. All things created must be for the good of all 2. No human being’s right to express themselves must ever be repressed 3. Money is unnecessary except as a means of exchange 4. Man possesses the power to create everything he wants and needs 5. All human suffering exists to stimulate the creative powers of Man

Something tells us they forgot the sixth pillar, which is "hurrying up with my damn croissants."

The creator of the site, who says right now the religion is more of an idea than a concrete group, has dubbed the Church of Yeezus: "THE BEST CHURCH OF ALL TIME!!!!!" (That's a direct quote.)

Hey Yeezianity, Imma let you finish, but the people who worship Disney's Gadget Hackwrench have the best church of all time.