Justin Bieber's Blurred Genitalia Are Coming to a Computer Near You

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Disturbing news everyone! A judge has decreed that a video of Justin Bieber peeing while in jail for his DUI arrest will be released. With his naughty bits blurred of course.

Said video will be given to CNN this week according to "Florida's open records law."

It's sure to be way more exciting than this video of him getting booked by police.

As the judge wrote in his findings, the video contains what "appears to be [the defendant] urinating" and "an image of the defendant's genitalia." Although "the image wherein genitalia is observed" will be blurred.

What did do at work today honey? Oh, you know, the usual, blurred Justin Bieber's genitals.

"While the defendant may not enjoy all of the expectations of privacy that he enjoys outside of a jail setting, he still retains his expectation of dignity," the judge explained.

The Biebs lawyer wanted the video kept private (even though we totally know that Justin Bieber pees -- we saw him do it in a mop bucket while insulting Bill Clinton), but the judge disagreed.

Instead, the judge made the hilarious ruling, "The court finds that images of the defendant while in custody at the Miami Beach Police Department are relevant to the public's right to know."