Josh Hutcherson Wants a Peeta/Katniss/Gale Threesome

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Actor Josh Hutcherson thinks he could totally solve the Katniss, Peeta and Gale love triangle in The Hunger Games trilogy in a way that reads more Fifty Shades of Grey than The Hunger Games. Specifically, with a kinky threesome.

Don't worry, he's under the impression his fictional counterpart Peeta would be totally down.

Explained Hutcherson in an interview to Out, "I know Peeta would be into it, for sure. He’s very sensitive, in touch with his emotions. I think it really might solve a lot of their problems."

"You know what? I’m going to pitch that idea. Let’s make it a -- what’s it called when three people are in a relationship together? A triad?" he asks the interviewer before rolling his eyes and adding, "That’ll go over well with Middle America."

You know where it actually would go over well however? In fan fiction. Oh wait, all those stories already exist.

As for his own sexuality, Hutcherson told the mag, "Maybe I could say right now I'm 100 percent straight. But who knows? In a f--ing year, I could meet a guy and be like, Whoa, I'm attracted to this person."

"I've met guys all the time that I'm like, 'Damn, that's a good-looking guy,' you know? I've never been, like, 'Oh, I want to kiss that guy.' I really love women. But I think defining yourself as 100% anything is kind of near-sighted and close-minded."

Kindly insert your slow claps here.